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That's right! Are you a radical extremist hell bent on achieving regional supremacy? The U.S. military can help you with that! Do you have a rival business owner whose restaurant you just can’t compete with? Well, I hope he likes his steak cooked well done in a lake of napalm! Is your neighbor keeping you up at night because his pug breathes so gosh darn loud? Well, let us toss that dog a bone… filled with high-pressure plastic explosives! Hell, we're helping the "rebels" over in Syria; why not you?!
We are overstocked with everything from drones to bombs and ballistic missiles. EVERYTHING MUST GO!
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Don’t worry about the majority of the victims being innocent civilians and children; they’re just collateral damage. What’s important is that we use a multi-million dollar missile strike to possibly subdue one target. The irreversible damage done to the land? Luckily for you, that’s also collateral damage and will require no extra fee.
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Sorry for the lame post after a long absence. I'm still working on my WIP (which is not even relatively close to being finished). Also, I'm in the process of looking for a new job. Which is difficult since, well, there aren't any.