A Dragon's Tale
Once upon a time 10,000 dragons lived in a world of danger there were little dragons and big dragons. They were brown and black and every color you could imagine! And thin and fat dragons, too. Some were smart and some were dumb. The smart ones got all the good food and the dumb ones got less food. The cute ones had lots of friends. The not-so-cute ones also had lots of friends. The tall ones could ride bikes and the small ones rode skateboards. There were beautiful trees and caves. There were poke-a-dotted and striped ones. There was a dragon named Smokey. He was the littlest dragon of them all. The big dragons made fun of him because he was little. The little ones likes him because he is little like them. Smokey called for his friends, Clyed, and Shall, to go play kickball at the field. Clyde went to get his ball. They all met at the field at 2:00 a.m.. Then they began to play. Clyde sied he was he was first base. Shall seid she was second base. And Smokey sied he was kicker. Then Smokey seid but who's going to be third base a picher. Then they saw two little dragons playing on the other side of the field. One was green and one was yellow. Smokey seid hay do you want to play to the two little dragons. Then they seid ok. Smokey seid his name and Clyde seid his name and Shall seid her name and the two dragons seid their names. The yellow dragons name was Steve and the green dragons name was Cloyed. Then they played. Then they saw something in the reeds. It was brown and fluffy and it had red eyes and it was a monster. They ran then they ran faster yelling YIKES A MONSTER! They cried out mother and father! Then they ran to their homes. Then next morning they met at the church. They thought for a moment then they all said ('bout fuckin' time I spell it right) are you thinking what I'm thinking and they all seid (-.-) YES! And want to know what they thought they thought that monster wasn't a monster they thought it was the big dragons Jam, Flop, and Jeff. So they thought of a plan. The next morning they put their halloween costumes on. They were monster costumes. In a couple of minutes they met at the playground. Then they hid behind a bush and spied on the big dragons. So when they got close they would jump out at them and scare them. Then they got close and they jumped out at them and scare them. And they lived happily ever after.
Hay you want to play kickball?
I was going to break down the political and social implications portrayed in this work of art, but this whole process has been emotionally draining. So, I'll leave it up to you to decipher the meaning of the story.
Also, if one of you smooth talking English folk would like to do a voice over of this, that'd be grand.