With Hollywood running short on ideas blockbusters, they’ve begun to delve into a new genre, portraying nursery rhymes and fairy tales in a dark and twisted light. Red Riding Hood, Boogeyman, Beastly, and Snow White and the Huntsman are prime examples of Hollywood’s desperation.
With the moderate success of these fairly drab movies, I’ve decided to seize this opportunity and rob movie-goers of a few bucks by pitching a few twisted versions of fairy tales myself.
I present to you, the following:
Silence the Lambs
Little Bo Peep has found her sheep, and their previous attempt at escape will not go unpunished. Held up in the blood stained barn, the sheep attempt to conjure up a plan to delay their impending demise. While Bo Peep prepares for a sadistic bloodbath, the sheep prepare for one last escape.
Live Free or Crack Hard
Humpty Dumpty spent his days atop the Bay Street wall, bearing witness to the nauseating nature of mankind. He would sit idly by as people committed outlandishly heinous acts toward one another. However, that would all change the day he encounters an arms dealer and decides to distribute his personal brand of justice.
The Three Pigs
The piglets believed their days of harassment were over. The big, bad wolf had huffed and puffed his last breath, and the piglets lived steadily in a lavish, brick colonial. All seemed well, until the wolf’s uncle and world renowned attorney prosecutes the piglets for neglecting to notify authorities of the wolf’s obvious psychological disorder.
Sorry, i thought I'd take a break from writing for a day to draw silly little pictures on MS Paint.