Friday, June 22, 2012

KillMageDeath Managerial Resume

Today, since I am on the fly, I have decide to turn in my resume to become the manager of the Spell Casting Strategy division of my MMORPG guild, KillMageDeath. Tell me what you think? I have plenty of credentials.


Possibly the worst post ever? Maybe. But, I have to go. Sorry! I'll make it up next week!

19 comments:

  1. It wasn't the worst post ever, I still got a smile. I'm sure I've heard of KillMageDeath too but realistically that should be impossible O_o.

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    1. Oh, KillMageDeath is the most elite guild in all MMORPG history! And, I'm glad I managed to get some smiles at least.

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  2. You keep talking about pwning-n00bs. Is that like porn-n-b00bs?

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    1. How did you manage to decipher the code so easily?!

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  3. I think I may have found the perfect girl for you. How do you feel about women with breast implants?

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    1. I can't say that I have a problem with them.

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  4. You 'pwned' 'noobs'? Huh. Congratulations on that. (am I right...is that something to be congratulated?)
    Felt like I was reading a foreign language, but it still made me laugh :)

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    1. It is worthy of the highest form of congratulations. And, although you didn't understand it, I'm glad you got a laugh out of it!

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  5. As a gamer, I enjoyed this a little too much, so not a bad post. Or maybe it's just bad because I understood all of this. Perhaps that means it's time to get outside and recall what the sun looks like? After this quest...

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    1. I've actually never played WoW, but I know plenty of people who do (that's not to say I don't play video games during every second of my free time). Anyway, the computerized sun is always more comforting as it usually means the mean monsters go back into hiding.

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    2. I was guild master of a small raiding guild for about a year and then banned WoW from my house as I got sick of never being able to have a conversation with any member of my household that wasn't about a PvP victory, a raid, new armor and weapons, spells or quests. And don't be afraid of the real sun...I've ventured out into it and am still alive and better for it! BTW Chiz, I've given you the Fabulous Blog Ribbon on my blog.

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    3. I wanted to get into Diablo III, but I don't really have the time to keep up with everyone else's characters. And, oooh a present?

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  6. Started with Charmander?! Dude, Squirtle is the only choice for a serious trainer! What a n00b!

    Great post

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    1. I actually got into a heated argument with my friend about this. Bulbasaur definitely has the 1-up on a majority of the gym leaders, but is useless in the long run.

      I usually go with Charmander because Gyrados usually covers the water class for me later on.

      Phew, I had a lot of nerd back-up I suppose.

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  7. I didn't understand any of this but....You HIRED anyway cuz that's just the way I roll. I likes twisted peeps.

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    1. Aw, yeah! I figured a majority of my followers probably won't understand this, bt it was just a little thing I wipped up on the fly, so I decided to go with it.

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  8. This is good! So funny! I loved "Hobbies and Interests" lolol... :-) Witty fella, you are!

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    1. I'm glad you liked it! And, the "Hobbies and Interests" part was the most difficult if you couldn't tell.

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  9. FYI, I didn't get your email that you tried to send earlier. Can you resend?

    Cheers.

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