Monday, May 28, 2012

How To Insult Your Boss (A Lame Comic By Me)

So I saw someone drawing one of those hand turkeys the other day. So, I did what any other person would do. I drew a lame comic about it. 























Don't worry. I'll have a real post this week. I'm just recovering from a long weekend, and my face feels like a thousand suns.

28 comments:

  1. Dang dude, that looks like a lot of drawing...or what passes for drawing in this day and age of hand-turkeys!

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    1. Well it took a while as I had to draw all the pictures with that finger pad thing. I would rather have done it with a mouse.

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  2. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! That is all.

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    1. I'm glad you had a hearty and lengthy laugh, Ms. Lily.

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  3. I did not expect that. I like you a little more each day.

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    1. Why thank you very much. I'm trying to broaden my horizons.

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  4. That wasn't bad at all, and I did get a good laugh. I hope that the turkey looking like a middle finger was planned. Talk about flipping the bird.

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    1. Yeah, the middle finger was intentional. It's kind of hard to tell due to my extremely lacking drawing skills.

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  5. OK, that was real.Very creative rendition of plant. LMAO!

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    1. I've always had a knack for drawing aesthetically pleasing plants.

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  6. Well, obviously the sun has gone to your head. You have become even more mad than I previously thought ... and I thought you were completely barking!

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    1. My forehead is so burnt that it's oozing as sexy as that sounds. I probably fried more than a few brain cells as well.

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  7. How much do you charge for the turkey-gram? Do you charge extra around Christmas because of the inherent risk? Danger pay, if you will.

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    1. It's more about location as I'm frequently unemployed during holidays anyway. If you work in a coal mine, the price may reach such heights as like 3 or 4 dollars. Offices are slightly cheaper, maybe running you a Snickers bar and some pocket lint.

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  8. Where did you find somebody with a big enough hand so that you could wear their hand turkey?

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    1. Last year I went on vacation to Middle Earth and mangaed to snatch a giant's handprint.

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  9. That was so bad even I laughed out loud at work this morning. Tough thing to do today. You're sick....

    Shiels

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    1. I'm glad you got a chuckle out of it. Share it with your boss, I'm sure he'd/she'd appreciate it.

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    2. I would really mean it if I sent it to my boss though, haha so I guess I, hmmm, better not. You have just the kind of sick humour I love, keep it up, i mean the writing -- ulps ;)

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  10. Your hand turkey turned into a penis costume. Awesome. On another note, I'm sorry to have had to do it, but you've been tasked and tagged in my latest blog. http://www.blondiemcbaffled.com/2012/05/11-questions-gamedang-it.html

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    1. Hahaha, well it's supposed to be a middle finger, but I can't see why so many people are confusing it with a penis. I suppose the comic makes sense either way fortunately enough. And, I will get right on those questions!

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    2. I know what she's talking about and don't make shit up ok? I want the REAL Chiz's answers, lol

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  11. Wouldn't we all love to do that to our bosses! There's a surprise for you on my blog! :)

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    1. Ooo, I can't wait! I love surprises!

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  12. hahaha that real on this world

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    1. I assume that somewhere on this green Earth, it is real.

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  13. That. Is. A. Hilarious. Turkey hand. Comic!

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