I barely escaped with my life, but the battle is over. I have come out victorious over the vicious onslaught of letters. Who knew there were so many letters in the alphabet?
Anyway, I would like to congratulate all of you whom have participated in the A to Z Challenge. It’s tickled me pink to have so many incredible blog posts to read every day. I would also like to extend thanks to those who have kept up with my blog throughout the month of April. Even if you did not participate in the challenge, it was great that you could find the time to read the work of your fellow bloggers as I’m sure that your blog rolls were steadily feeding you post after post every day; I know mine was.
Through this challenge, I have run into to so many incredible blogs that I wish I had stumbled upon sooner. I’ve also gained a multitude of dedicated followers whom I am very thankful for. I’m surprised you’ve stuck with me for this long after discovering how profoundly insane my posts can get.
But, most of all, I am thankful to the A to Z Challenge for shaping my fingers into mini Herculeses. Seriously, my fingers are so muscular that I feel the need to oil them and enter all 10 of them into a strongman competition. I’ve already punched holes in 4 keyboards due to their overwhelming, inherited strength. Bah, enough bragging about my jacked fingers.
However, the challenge has made me come to realize just how little words are in the English language. I would spend hours scouring the internet trying to find words. P… P… hmm… poop… pee… puh- puh- puh… what other words begin with P?!
I completed the entire A to Z Challenge, and all I got was this badge.
Anyway, I’m going to completely rip off Muppets for Justice (but it's okay because I hyperlinked his site) and provide you with a list of my favorite posts from A to Z Challenge participants, in no particular order.
Muppets for Justice for H - Homoerotic - Put simply, all of his posts were incredibly hilarious, and I'd be here all night should I try to pit my favorite. But, homoerotic is a funny word, so here you go.
The Incoherent Ramblings of a Moose! for Inappropriate Lyrical Content. And The Power Of Subliminal messaging. (A-Z Challenge) - Every single post brought tears to my eyes; her dialogues with Spawn especially.
Apocalypse Now for Today's Apocalypse Sign: Quid Pro Quo... - I feel like I learned more in his A-Z posts than I did throughout my entire college career. This post especially caught my eye.
HILL BLOCKS VIEW for Underwear Salesman. Door To Door. - Another blog that I could've spent all night pondering over. I decided to pick this one because not only is the post itself hilarious, but so is the title.
Seriously-WTH? for E is for The Epidemic - Kids for Sale? - The post is as the title explains. I'm glad Shay participated in the challenge; I find every one of her posts littered with genius.
Living In An Estrogenic Flux for Y is for My Youth - It would do this post injustice to "make a long story short," but let me just say it involves Your Dirty Bird working with wolves. Yes, wolves as in the real-life mammals.
Far Away Series for W - This post describes the unbelievable life of Mickey. Farawayeyes keeps the memory of Mickey by telling his story.
Elton Says Things for U, V and W are for Unemployment's Vacant Wideness - Elton never fails to deliver. Ever. Anyway, learn how he started off blogging through this post.
[A Daft Scots Lass] for Ginger Ninja Goals - First of all, congrats on quitting smoking. I did so too, and it was torture. Anyway, her topic revolved around insults; although this one was about her epic nickname of Ginger Ninja.
Crazy California Claire for A-Z Challenge: T - Teenager - One of the epic blogs I encounter during the A to Z Challenge. This post is particularly hilarious.
Universal Gibberish for Alphabet Wishes - Z Is For... - A great poem to wrap up the challenge. How she managed to write unique rhymes everyday is beyond me.
My Baffling Brain for D is for... Dragons! - Obviously my favorite post because it was all about dragons, but Loopyloo managed to cover a wide variety of fairy tale components throughout the challenge.
Alright, congratulations to every one. If I left you out, let me know, and I will add you to the list. But, for now I'm done because that list took way to long. Way past my bedtime.