Now that the economy is regaining some strength, I thought I’d provide you guys with some tips for generating a safe investment strategy. Through carefully and arduously examining stock holdings and economic wealth guarantees, I have come up with some guidelines for secure, money-builders.
There is no safer way to invest your funds than to purchase stockpiles of lottery and scratch tickets. Sure, people label such investments as “betting” and “gambling,” but are you truly gambling if you know you’re going to win? Look at it this way: many of you probably have a few thousand bucks saved up. If you invest all those funds into buying 1-2 dollar lottery tickets, then you are bound to win something. My positive calculations state that the odds of you winning is 113.34% or something. I forget the exact figure but, it was something like that.
Invest in Cutting-Edge Ideas
First, let me warn you; do not invest in technological devices because I read somewhere that sooner or later, they are going to become obsolete since brain computers are pretty much almost developed or something like that.
Anyway, people love revolutionary ideas that remodel our lifestyles. I’m talking about investing in foolproof money-makers such as finger pillows, arm hair straighteners, shoes for your shoes, and lipstick for men. With stocks as secure as these, you are guaranteed to receive three times your initial investment.
Safest investment in the world.
Plan a Business
When you think ‘money-making business’, what’s the first idea that pops in your mind? Yep! A silly t-shirt company!
There is no easier way to rake in the dough than to print silly animals saying even sillier things on t-shirts. To help you get started, I have a few ideas for t-shirts:
Original designs by Chiz.
With these simple ideas to get you started, you’ll be running out of stock within the first week. Therefore, I suggest you at least supply yourself with a minimum of 40 thousand plain, white t-shirts.
You are most certainly welcome for this guaranteed investment strategy. Feel free to donate any of your earnings as thanks for my generosity.