Ever feel as though you’re underappreciated at work? Do you constantly receive slaps to the side of the head as your boss berates you for your poor production figures? If so, you’re in luck. I present the Denunciation Deterrent by Blackmail Package brought to you by Chiz Chat.
The Denunciation Deterrent by Blackmail Package (DDBP) is equipped with all the necessities to enable you to blackmail your boss and thereby preventing any potential for admonition and scolding. The DDBP includes the following materials:
Phantom Remote Access Program
This is not enough!
With this invisible computer program, you can easily gain access to your boss’s computer history. Trace and record the revolting fetishes of your boss’s insatiable appetite under the radar to guarantee a deep-rooted blackmail. If your boss is careful in covering up his/her tracks, you can always plant some harrowing websites of your own into the history.
Pin-sized Spy Camera
Just post this baby up in a concealed area.
Ever wonder what goes on behind closed doors? Do you wonder what produces those ghastly sounds that reverberate from your boss’s office? Well question no more. With this easily concealable spy camera, you can record all your boss’s actions that go against company policy.
Adobe Photoshop Tutorial
It's as simple as this.
Do you have an unwavering angel as a boss in terms of morality? Learn to place the boss in the action with Photoshop! With easy insert here options, you can simply drag and drop your boss’s photo amongst preset backgrounds such as ‘hooker in the office’, ‘drug deal in the back alley’, and the ever common ‘dressed in drag’.
Order now and you’ll receive a complimentary transsexual prostitute to post up in your boss’s office! Don’t put this limited time offer to waste. Act now!
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