Cats are masters at profiling.
Now, before you hire a hit man to murder me for my insolence, let me explain. Be ignorant of me to say, but I believe dog lovers are not born into that lifestyle. Instead, they come into such beliefs due to cat profiling. It’s obvious that cats have a smug sense of universal awareness. Cats, having that false sense of superiority, believe that they can break down a human’s convictions based on outward appearance. Therefore, they think they can tell a dog lover apart from a cat lover which is not the case. So, in their ignorance, they automatically profile certain people as dog lovers, although that person may not have a preference at the time. But, since these cats display hostility towards what they believe to be dog lovers, these profiled people begin to express the same hatred towards the cats which therefore categorizes these people as dog lovers.
It’s simple scientific observation really. If you are savagely scratched and bitten by a homeless man at a young age, it is without question that you will become critical of hobo encounters and may act callously towards them. Therefore, you are automatically categorized into the homeowner lovers group.
It’s the same logic, just applied to cats. They are ignorant due to their pseudo intellectual characteristics.
Get your filthy hands away from me, DOG LOVER!
Now, I’ve come to somewhat tolerate cats as my girlfriend owns one. Despite the constant covert ops attacks and luring techniques to cause harm unto me, I have managed to look past their ignorance and accept them. It’s not their fault that they are raised into such biases based on outward appearance.