They have no viable skills or talents; so, what is it that gains them their overwhelming success? I’ll tell you. It is their ability to flaunt their own stupidity. Yep, you heard me correctly. It may seem paradoxical, but these celebs are actually manipulating the game with their idiocy. In the case of these celebs: if you don’t got it, flaunt it.
Then, why are we buying into such foolishness? Because we’re part of a nation stacked to the brim with silly retards. The fan base of these shows are those who like believe that you can become famous by doing absolutely nothing but eating cheese balls and smelling of retard.
So, is it truly acceptable for us to hate them for their discovery of this loophole? Absolutely, for it is not to their knowledge that they came across this cheat, but by their lack of intelligence that restricted them from actually contributing to society that caused them to accidentally stumble upon this secret. They're essentially the equivalent to lost sheep that happened to wonder into a ditch full of even more retarded sheep that are willing to share their very limited supply of dry corn.
Take a look at that whale carcass that learned to walk on land, Snooki. She is playing the game, and she is playing it hard as a mutha fucka. As she began to fall from grace, she got pregnant. She essentially beat the game. She’s easily going to gain a solid 2 months of media coverage followed by at least a year’s worth once that poor baby calf is conceived. We allowed it to happen. We should’ve taken the bottle away 4 seasons ago, but we failed. We are no longer “the home of the brave” as we have failed to stand against this evil, malevolent plague.
No one told me she's having triplets! Oh, she's not?
However, hate as we will, there are just too many cacaheads in America to put a stop to this avalanche of idiocy. The most we can do is hope that they are truly so stupid as to run their riches into the ground and pay harshly for their injustices to the human race. Or we can look to Paris Hilton who has actually been in the game so long that her stupidity has actually begun to deteriorate her physical appearance. She is milking the cow stupid so to speak.
"You never go full retard"
P.S. If you're looking for a definition of what "the game" is, I'm sorry because I don't know. It just sounded cool.