Why? Because I'm bored at work, and I don't give a fuck. Beautiful blue sky, glimmering green grass, and whatever those weed things are called gentle being kissed and dispersed by the wind. If you think that's not epic then you can get the fuck out. Beautiful landscape. Beautiful. #ballsohard
P.S. I need to take a shit, yet everytime I go to the fuckin' bathroom there's someone in one of the two stalls. There's like three and a half people in today. I don't like taking shits 3 feet to the right of some dude.