Before I publicly release my first blog post, you are to review the following warnings:
1) If you are easily offended, don’t read my posts.
I am not particularly concerned about your feelings; I just don’t care. I mean, I enjoy a good debate now and then. But, if I see anyone commenting on my choice of words or my general concern for frivolous things, you can be sure that I will… not really give a shit.
2) I’m not trying to influence your view of society. I AM changing your view.
You are ordered to cast aside all your opinions and heed my words of wisdom. You are my students, and I am your teacher.
3) I don’t argue politics because they are boring.
I don’t need any captions to back this up. Politics are really mind-numbingly boring and make me constipated.
4) Don’t take anything I say seriously... unless it’s serious.
Yes. I am contradicting my previous warnings. But, I realize there are weird people who will read this garbage and take it as a rallying call to do weird shit with their weird friends (or lack thereof).
Other than these stupid warnings I made up in the last 5 minutes, have fun reading about the stupid shit I go on lengthy rants about. Also, I’ll post random things now and then that I find interesting. I will try to get a blog up every two days.
Blah blah blah. Enjoy.