I just wanted to wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving, and for those intellectual pseudo bohemians who believe that Thanksgiving is a holiday all about robbing Native Americans of their land, you've got it wrong, this is about giving thanks for the things you have. You're thinking of Columbus Day; that shit's passed. If you're going to try to ruin Thanksgiving for everyone, meet up with all your extroverted friends and go boycott something by starving yourselves or whatever it is you things do. To all you who are celebrating the holiday like a true American: Happy Thanksgiving! Go stuff your faces!
This video makes me cry every time: